"From the hospital with love!"

I had nice and funny moments at the hospital. Some painful, as well.

Among all what happened to me there, i will remember one person in particular: a nurse.

I entered the hospital on monday late afternoon.
As i was sat, chatting with two doctors, she came out of nowhere...like a shadow.
The minute i saw her body heading to me, she was already taking my left arm and removing my sleeve.
Then, i saw her face: she was terrible. I thought i was facing a smiling dribbling witch.
Nevertheless, something was disturbing me: she looked like someone i know.

She kindly asked me to clench my fist while she was tiing my arm up: the vampire wanted to take blood from me!!
She was delighted when she saw my "beautiful veins", she said.
She did her job and left me alone..."who does she remind me?"

I only saw her again on thursday morning: the day i left the hospital.
As kind as before, she changed my bandages and told me i could take a shower in a few days.
I hadn't seen the worst yet! She had to remove the long pipe that was inside of my body, on my right side, draining the blood out of me.
I remembered a friend of mine; she told me it was a very painful experience. I was lucky, i guess. It wasn't painful.
The nurse ordered me to breathe loudly. I was lying on my bed, looking at the wall in front of me.
She pulled out a bit of the pipe to unjam it.
Suddenly, from the corner of my eye, i saw her face closing, threatening, her eyes getting dark. In a violent move of her arm she completely pulled the tube out.
From this moment i knew who she did remind me: Rosa Klebb in James Bond "From Russia with love".

Trust me on this, she DOES look like Rosa Klebb. I cannot post any picture of her, for you to compare (i'm not allowed to), but i promise you they look like they're twins.


ROSA KLEBB